Dinosaurs

They bestrode the earth before man was but a twinkle in a mammal's eye. They left behind nothing but bones and Steven Spielberg movies. They were....dinosaurs.
And we went to see them, or rather what bits we could find of them a couple of million years later. This led me to thinking about the very ubiquity of dinosaurs in modern culture, from Jurassic Park to the Flintstones, to exhibitions like this. They have become commonplace and the unfortunate result has been a loss of wonder at what once was. The bones, amazingly reconstituted, are millions of years old and that in itself should invoke a sense of both awe at their longevity, and humility at the lack of ours. But no, it provoked nothing more than a half hearted shrug as I skimmed through the explanations about the Mesozoic period. Similarly, the sheer size of the beasts has been rendered less impressive by their repeated CGI renderings on film and television and there is a sort of media-induced 'ho-hum' reaction to it all.
Or at least that was me.
But Cian...well he was torn between awe and fear. Dinosaurs were that big!! Wow!!!! And their teeth were that big!! Wow!!! And these are really their bones!!! Wow, wow!!! And why do I have to stand for this stupid picture with Daddy?
Mind you the visit to the dinosaur exhibition did provoke a number of near unanswerable questions like "Where do dinosaurs sleep?" and "Can dinosaurs eat whales?" and "How do dinosaurs keep their teeth clean?" and "Why are there so many dinosaur bones?" and "What are the Flintstones?"
I will say that this constant stream of unanswerable questions did get a bit tiring after a while, but I am still glad he had the untrammeled curiosity to ask them all.

Battleship

It has been pointed out to me by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous but who, for the sake of convenience, I shall call 'that Japanese woman', that my posts of late have (a) been essentially solipsistic exercises in navel gazing; (b) have had little to do with Cian or the wider Gaynor-Takahashi family, which is ostensibly the raison d'etre of this blog; and (c) and have featured a lot of hairy navel gazing and overt displays of devastating chest rug.
So, to remedy that this is the first in a series of Cian heavy blogs that will feature a lot of pictures of battleships, dinosaurs, segways and zero hirusteness. No matter how much you clamour for it, Mella.
First the battleship. Last weekend saw the Japanese Marine Self Defense Forces' 2,500 tonne, Abukuma class destroyer Oyodo visit Muroran in celebration of the port's 140th anniversary. And yes, the Marine Self Defense Forces is what Japan has instead of a navy, just as they don't have an army, but rather the Ground Self Defense Forces and yes, you've guessed it, no air force either, instead they have the Air Self Defense Forces.
Anyway, the navy, sorry Marine etc., etc., were having an open day on the ship in an effort to sway impressionable young minds into joining the navy, sorry, the Marine etc., etc. Being the highly impressionable sort, myself, Cian and 'that Japanese woman' went along for the walk around.

Cian wasted no time in heading straight for the bridge where, in the role he was so obviously born for, he immediately assumed command and ordered gunnery sergeant  Sanae to "loose off a couple of rounds" from the forward 76mm, just to "let the goddamned Chinese know we're not going to take any more shit over the Senkakus".

This was duly done, which successfully saw the Shin Nihon Seikyu oil depots on the far side of the bay being blown to smithereens. "That'll let Beijing know we mean business" said Cian, going below to the Captain's cabin for some celebratory drinks at 12 bells and some Louis Armstrong covers.

Meanwhile 'that Japanese woman' was out on the poop deck caressing the HOS-301 triple 324mm torpedo tubes whilst looking longingly at the Chinese iron ore carrier docked at the Shin Nitetsu factory wharf.

I did manage to get a furtive shot of some top secret, classified, highly confidential information on the bridge, but when I tried to sell it to the Chinese, they, unbelievably, said they were not interested in shelling out the big Yuan for the Muroran tide times. So I got Cian to wake up the 76 and lob some at the tug boats circling the harbour just to let those sons of Mao know we were still 'mad as hell and not going to take it anymore'.

A good day then had by all.

Mt. Nipesotsu

The last time I went hiking was in the spring of 2006. It was Aconcagua and somewhere around the 6,500 metre mark I had to turn back as the guy I was climbing with was suffering from altitude sickness. In December of that year Cian was born and, well, taking care of him took care of the mountains for a while. Which was a pity as I have all this mountain gear cluttering up the house and driving Sanae mad as I won't let her throw any of it out. Not even my commemorative albeit smelly Aconcagua pee bottle.
Earlier this month I finally got to go high again when we were down in Memuro during the Obon holiday. Abandoning my family (and/or fleeing from Sanae's extended relatives who were coming to visit), I headed up through the rolling farmlands around Kamishihoro where the morning sky was bedotted with colorful balloons floating gently up in the glimmering sky. The town hosts a balloon festival every year and given the happy crowds at the riverside campsite, seems quite popular.

I, however, was planning to go higher than the balloons, so I pushed on, past the signs warning me that there are no more petrol stations for the next 80 kilometres. The road after Kamishihiro heads into the mountainous wilderness of north Tokachi. There's not much up here besides trees, bears, deer and the small tourist village of Nukabira - which has neither petrol stations nor convenience stores. But wood carvings - that they do have.

Alluring as life size depiction of a bear eating a salmon was, I kept on. I was heading for Mt. Niposetsu on the eastern side of the great Daisetsuzan Plateau. I had climbed this mountain a number of times before and if it is possible to have a favorite lump of rock, well this would be mine. There's nothing particularly awe-inspiring or sublime about the mountain - it's a long, 8 hour there-and-back trip; thankfully, it's not very popular, and more than anything else, I enjoy the solitude.
It was past 8:00 by the time I got to the trail head and there were about 10 cars squeezed in against the trees. According to the hiking log, the first hikers set out at 4:40 that morning.
You get used to this sunrise trail fever here after a while. I used to feel particularly unmanned if I set off up the mountains after 6:00am, but with age comes wisdom and a desire to eat a full breakfast before spending the rest of your day in the hills. Though, admittedly finally getting under way at 8:30 did make me feel like a bit of a slack-ass. Albeit a well fed one.

The trail winds its way up initially through mixed forest, before breaking through the tree line into pine scrub and bushes. Then you skip over slabs of rock, stopping only to admire the late blooming alpine flowers up here. But for not for too long as a predatory pika (marmot) might savage you for their winter feed.

Can you spot the voracious, man-eating pika?

This high the trees give way to lichen covered scree and patches of flower spotted meadow. Small fragile alpine flowers were enjoying their brief time in the summer sun, and the wild blueberries were ripe and sweet. A man, I began to reckon, could make a life for himself up here. Live off the land as it were; grilled pika meat and blueberries, clothe himself in pika fur and shack up with the bears over winter... But no, wife, son and responsibilities beckon. As does a hearty dinner of butadon.

There is a lot of up-down, up-down on this climb; the trail follows a ridge line over two intermediate saddles before the final summit and it's not nice on the knees. I gradually began to meet the other early bird hikers, most of them on the way down from the summit. I'm not too sure which amazed them more: a foreigner climbing the mountain, or a foreigner climbing the mountain this late in the day.

And on I went as tufts of cloud came skudding across the sky and the midday heat braized the ridges and valleys. It was strange to think that within another four weeks or so, the first fleeting snows of winter would be dusting all these high places. Already some of the plants were blushed by autumn.

By the time I finally got to the top of the mountain, I was the only one there. All the rest had been and gone. So I stopped a while, took in what I could of the shimmering, hazy view, ate a leisurely lunch and thought of absent friends, Griff and Ben, who had made the journey with me years before, never thinking it would be our last.

The Ainu call me kumanomune - 'He who has the chest of a bear'

The Circus

There were lions and women and lord knows what, but no burnished chariots nor thankfully, any raving sluts.

On the Monday after the masturi we took ourselves off to the bright lights of big city Sapporo to see the circus. Now, I haven't been to the circus in decades, generations even. I think the last time I was inside the big top was back when we were still living in Dundrum and Fossets set up their tent in the field up the road from our house. 

Though I could well be mistaken. When you get to 43 you increasingly find that memory has to be negotiated rather than merely recalled.

Anyway, this summer Sapporo is hosting the Kinoshita Circus. They haven't been back to Hokkaido in 89 years. 89 years! You'd have to wonder why - was it something we said?

So, nearly nine decades, a world war, 51 prime ministers and 27 Godzilla movies later, they have returned. 

In triumph.

To be honest we all enjoyed it, though in a somewhat descending scale of satisfaction. First Sanae, next me, and then Cian who was pretty happy until the lions and elephants left and they started d'auld spangly costumed, glittery hair trapeze shite. The most spangly and glittering of the lot of them was stripped to the waist and by my Roman Catholic estimation, spent most of his time swinging at and in bars. This didn't stop Sanae from embarrassing me and Cian by 'oohing' and 'aahing' like a star-struck teenager. I pointed out that I often go stripped to the waist, particularly with the muggy summer we're having this year, but all that elicits from the woman is a sharp 'For buddha's sake, put your shirt back on before you frighten the neighbours'!

(As a flocculent aside, I am suffering something terrible with the humidity this year. My body's ongoing Darwinian response to the harsh Hokkaido winters is making my life hell in the equally harsh and sweltering Hokkaido summers. You try walking around with this

in the 30 degree heat like we experienced today. Sure it looks good (and yes ladies, feels even better), but imagine you are wearing one of Des Kelly's finest Berber carpets around your body in mid summer and you'll begin to get an sweaty idea of where I'm coming from. Whereas in the more traditional 'Stans of Central Asia I would be rightly revered as the hirsute love god that I truly am, in Japan people usually mistake me for a bear and make panicked phonecalls to the police.)

Date Musha Matsuri

After our aquatic adventures it was time for something more calm, something more considered, indeed something more cultured. So on Saturday evening (two weeks ago - sorry) we headed off to Date for its annual matsuri (festival). As the following clip shows, the event tends to be big on noise, charcoal-grilled meat and questionable dancing.

More importantly though, was that the matsuri was a highly enjoyable family occasion as was evident from all the parents and young children thronging the streets. Cian is at that age where is his sense of independent self has yet to completely subjugate his desire to be with his Mammy and Daddy. So plans to go rafting or see the matsuri are enthusiastically received; there is no need (yet) for cajoling, threatening, or forceful rendition tied up in the boot of Daddy's car. 
This isn't go to last for much longer I suspect. From next April he will start elementary (primary) and with it its attendant sports and clubs. Then his peers rather than his parents will increasingly determine what he wants to do and who he wants to do it with. But for now we enjoy these family moments willingly embraced, while once more humbly showing obeisance to the gods of centrifugal forces. 

Down river, up mountain

One of the subtle pleasures of parenthood is the vicarious joy you derive from the excited happiness of your child. So it was with Cian when we returned to Niseko for our annual rafting trip (and baked beans buying*). Where we put into the river is where the rest of the boats put out, for the section we traveled down was mellow and meandering. 
But that's looking at it through the eyes of an adult.
For Cian the river was a non-stop stretch of wild, watery excitement. That brown log, poking through the water - a ravenous alligator to be sure! The sharp, protruding boulder splitting the current - a shark, indeed most probably a great white shark. The Shiribestu river is notorious for them. Those sagging branches of a willow tree - a scraggly limbed monster attempting to pluck us from the raft.
Adding to our enjoyment was Sanae's hitherto hidden desire to make like a fish at every opportunity. The woman couldn't be kept out of the water. If she wasn't doing her Buster Keaton routine on the stand-up paddle board, she was plunging into the river at every chance, only saved from a watery death by the cool, controlled rescuing technique of her son. 






















After lunch we headed for the mountains. Now normally, sitting in a stuffy hot cable car slowly rattling our way up the hill would be something anathema to me, but for Cian, well if you could bottle the boys excitement and sell it, I would have enough money to sit down and recount this in person to each and all of you individually.

 I did salvage some manly pride by walking down the mountain where I encountered yet another snake. And today out jogging I nearly stepped on another one. Mother Nature is trying to tell me something but I am not quite sure what it is. Any suggestions?

Finally, at Sanae's insistence, we stopped at a local dairy farm for some hand made ice-cream. Also at Sanae's insistence, I can't show you any photos of same. Instead you'll have to just enjoy Cian enjoying the farm.

At the Beach

Yesterday was a bit of a sweaty swelterer of a Tuesday, so myself and Sanae mitched off early from work, sprung Cian from his nursery school and headed for the cool of Itanki beach.
Ahhh, Itanki beach. It could never be mentioned in the same sentence as Banna beach or Brittas Bay (but you just did!), but on hot humid day like yesterday, it can hold its own.
Cian swooshed into and through the water like a, a feline porcupine! Yes, Cian is now known as the cat-dolphin boy wonder. Mammy was a bit more circumspect, striking poses worthy of National Geographic Traveler magazine. And Daddy, well he did what he does best - made a fool of himself.

We were soon joined by my friend and colleague ‘Uncle’ Mikey. He too found it hard to resist the allure of Itanki and its cool (and surprisingly clean) waters. He also found it hard to resist the allure of the ‘Leap of Death’, as did Daddy.
I should point out that we are both husbands, fathers, assistant professors at the university and on the wrong side of 40, but damn, was it ever fun.