Thursday, 11 August 2011

Summer Holidays Day 4: Date Matsuri





Summer is festival time in Japan and we took ourselves off to our neighbouring town of Date to watch their parade.
I am tired, it's late, and yes, that's all your going to get in the way of explanation.
Oh, alright, here's a video clip too of the locals giving thanks to the great God of Centrifugal Forces.

Summer holidays Day 3: Beans

Niseko has become an exceptionally popular destination for Australian tourists, particularly in winter when the town becomes a little bit of down under up north.
As a result, the local shops have taken to stocking food that appeal to the antipodeans such as Marmite, kangeroo jerky and ... baked beans! Yes, baked beans!
Oh culinary joy.
So we bought some. And bought some more. And now winter will seem that little bit less harsh. Albeit that little bit more, ahem, smelly.

Summer holidays Day 2: Fishing

We went fishing.
And caught, eh, seaweed.
But that was alright as Mammy ate it. She's Japanese.



Summer holidays Day 1: Niseko


Lean and mean.

"Water, malone, water, malloy, water, unnameable"


Mr. Outside, 2011.


The look...

And not satisfied with merely rafting, we climbed a mountain too.


Sweet Mother of...

...Jesus, but it was feckin hot today.
31 degrees feckin Celsius which, if I remember my Leaving Cert chemistry correctly, corresponds to the melting point of platinum. Or was it plastic? I always get them confused.
My office is on the south-west corner of the building and I swear around midday my sandwiches began to bake in their lunch-box.
Over the past week or so we have been out and about, but as I am too hot and too tired to write much, I'm just going to put up the photos accompanied by some sparse, Beckett-like comments.
As there are a fair few photos I am going to break them up into separate posts.
And let us begin with the great day out at Niseko...

Tuesday, 2 August 2011

The 'Betsu.

Helmet and life-jacket: Montbell; Rash guard: Quicksilver; Trunks: Mizuno; Sandals: Crocs; Attitude; model's own.

"Man, we're not going up that goddamn river, man. No way, man. I'm too short, man.

"I can't feel my legs! Man, what the ...."

"Did you squash it?" "Yeah, I squashed it".

"INCOMING!!!!!!!!"
Forest Kozan.
Forest Goddamn Kozan.
This time they had us trekking through 80 yards of unrelenting, watery hell.
The bastards.
70 desperate parents and kids battling for survival in the bear-ridden, snake-plagued forests of Noboribetsu. Or 'the 'Betsu' as us 1000-yard stare vets of that campaign have come to call it.
Man, you don't know what it was like. You weren't there.
Man.
Actually it was a great day out. Organized by our local communist cooperative, sorry, residents' association, 'the chonaikai', the trip was designed as a day out amidst nature's splendor for the kids in the area. There is something to be said for living in a predominantly retired community whose members have the time and motivation to put together such a wonderful day. Not only did they organize the river trekking / falling down/ flailing in the water activities, but they also prepared, cooked and served a heart meal of curry rice; they also organized the bus, the equipment, the post-lunch competitions (Cian being the surprise winner of the much coveted "Who can kick their shoe the furthest" competition); the sugary snacks for when energy levels began to slip; and they did all this for free. Yes, free.
And to all that I say, "God/Buddha/various Shinto deities of indeterminate origin, bless this country I currently call home".

Saturday, 23 July 2011

Down at the beach


After the epic rainfall on Saturday and Sunday, Monday dawned somewhat cloudy, though more importantly, dry. After two days of a three day weekend spent inside counting raindrops, we didn't need any weather better than that to jump in our car and head to Toyaura, a coastal village with a nice beach about an hour's drive from Muroran.
And we were all happy - Cian got to play in the sand and the sea, Mammy got to sit around doing nothing in particular, and Daddy got to catch some waves.
'Some waves', listen to me.
(Incidentally, if you are not all that interested in surfing then you might as well stop reading now. The rest of this blog is going to include words like 'break', 'awesome' and 'gnarly'. And probably a few 'dudes' scattered throughout. Which pretty much means only my cousin Moss is still going to be reading, so a big shout-out to all in the People's Republic of West Cork).
There was a two to three metre swell rolling through from somewhere just west of Hawaii, and it was pounding down. The beach we were at is renowned as a mellow break, but today it was biting. We got there just on low tide but all that meant was an endless series of booming closeouts.
So, I waited. Me and the ocean: mano a mare. For two hours. Until the tide rose enough to offer the possibility of something more than watery ignominy.
I paddle out. The waves wait and just as I enter the white-water a feckin huge set rolls in and I take an unmerciful pounding.
Yes, it was 'gnarly'. Dudes.
Finally get out beyond the whitewater and find myself contemplating the sort of wave I thought you only found on unpronounceable reef breaks off the coast of Tahiti. Out this side of the excitement things seemed innocuous enough. A large, but not particularly intimidating swell, would come through, gently rise and lower you, and continue on.
And then, at the same point every time, it would just pitch violently down and explode in this big, sweet-mother-of-jesus-what-the-good-feck-was-I-ever-thinking, roil of furious white water. You could literally paddle up to the edge of the break and look down the three metres or so where the face of the wave just dropped off and crashed.
The trick, as I learned, whilst bobbing out there in a mixture of elation and fear, was to figure out the heft and strength of the swell coming through. Too big and I'd be a sand pancake. Too small and, well, actually there wasn't 'too small', only 'too big'.
My first wave: the swell catches the board and as the wave begins to pitch over I shoot out diagonally down the face, pop up and there I am, swooshing down the line, this mass of blue water continuously poised to break over me. The water is so clear that I can see bubbles rise up with the crest of the wave, peaking over my head. Faster I go, whoahing my way along. And then its over, and I am clear through the break water and dude, well, really, you had to be there.
My second wave. I misjudge my takeoff, pitch over the front of my board and get flung straight down the face of the wave just as it breaks. Whoomp! and this wall of water crashes down on me. My leash snaps, my board shoots up in the air and I get pounded, rolled, pounded and rolled a bit more before being spat out by the sea for my previous impudence. And yes, it was a tad gnarly.
So that was my day done - no leash, no surfing. It was back onto the beach and sandcastles with Cian.

In 神様`s country

It was the Emperor's birthday yesterday (he turned a sprightly 65 - Banzai!), so us common people were given a holiday to celebrate his ...